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Feb
01

Kita seorang manusia

Makhluk yang penuh kelemahan

Tanpa kita sedar

Kita selalu menceroboh dan menyakiti

Tanpa kita tahu

Kita telah pun menghancurkan apa yang paling berharga buat makhluk lain

Dan sepintas lalu

Sisa-sisa sakti yang selama ini dijaga di dunia larangan

Sekelip mata termusnah disebabkan kehadiran kita

Maafkan aku…..

Jan
21

Sekadar hiburan di waktu rehat. Layan aje~ hehe.

Jan
17

16 Jan 10 – Aku igt frenly ngan U-18 SMAP, rupe2 lawan club guru cmpr ex-student sket2. Hehe, tp slamber maen. Player fivers dtg 9 org je, lg dua org import bdk f5. mantap gak diorg. Game bermula dgn kedua-dua pasukan saling bertukar serangan. Game berakhir pon dgn kedua-dua pasukan memberi aksi x menyerah kalah. keputusan penuh seri 2-2. Thanks guys, walaupun xde sub korg maen sepenuh hati (padahal sume semput, ngeh2). taun depan maen lg a!!

credit to izwan kamaluddin

Players:

GK – Izzat ‘Dida’ Gombak

CB – ”Terry’ Roslan, ‘Nemanja’ Nasir

LB/RB – Rushdi ‘Evra’, ‘Micah’ Amirul

MF: ‘Cesc’ Izrul , Wajdi ‘Dzeko’ , Boja ‘Nani’, ‘Michael’ Copit

FW: ‘Wayne’ Kudud, ‘Dmitar’ Afif

Muahahahahaha. Thanks Guys.

Jan
14
Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur.
Biasalah bila sudah duduk “town”, mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh.
Ke hulu ke hilir menayang boyfriendnya yg bermata biru. Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.
Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk
memutuskan perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.
Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya “dicuri” …
* ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
Mike….
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.
I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.
You always ask for apology back-back. I don’t trust you again! You are really crocodile land.
My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.
So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know his result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from
me.
So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don’t want you to play-play with my liver.
I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don’t want banana to fruit two times.
Safe walk..
Tijah
Jan
06

When I let you one step further
My eyes overflow with tears
When you walk one step further
More tears are falling

As you move away to a place where I can’t reach you
Even if I reach out my hand
I can’t reach you, I can only cry

What Should I Do?  What Should I Do?
You are going away
What Should I Do?  What Should I Do?
You are leaving me behind

I love you, I love you
I cry it out
But you can’t hear it because I’m only shout it inside my heart

All day long I try to forget you
But I think of you again
All day long I try to say goodbye
But I only think of you again

As you move away to a place where I can’t reach you
Even if I reach out my hand
I can’t reach you, I can only cry

What Should I Do?  What Should I Do?
I can only have you

What Should I Do?  What Should I Do?
You are going away
What Should I Do?  What Should I Do?
You are leaving me behind

I love you, I love you
I cry it out
But you can’t hear it because I’m only shout it inside my heart

Dec
22

1. Gula buat kanak2 hyper?

Org tua2 ckp pemakanan gula yg byk buat kanak2 hyper, btol ke? Sekurang-kurgnya 12 eksperimen utk mengkaji kesan gula dlm pemakanan kanak2. And guess what, tidak ada satu pon tunjuk perbezaan dlm perangai kanak2 dgn pengambilan gula yg berbeza.

Ada bukti menunjukkan bahawa its the parent minds itself yg buat diorg nmpk gula ni ada kesan kat anak diaorg. hehe.

p/s: walaupun mitos, gula berlebihan still x elok utk kesihatan. ;)

2. Chewing gums stay dlm perut kita selama 7 thn

Korg mesti penah telan chewing gum korg kan. Penah dan selalu. hehe. Btol ke bende tu dok dlm perut kite 7thn? Ada yg risau bla tertelan chewing gum takut xley digest sbb ape yg kita tau perut kita ssh nak hadam chewing gum tu sbb kandungan atau bahan yg digunakan kebanyakkan indigestible (resins, fats, waxes). Tp, jgn risau. perut kita ni atau sistem penghadaman kita ni lebih kuat and bijak dr yg kita sangkakan. setakat chewing gum tu, 2 hari je die bley setelkan. hehe. camner die setelkan? kita selalu mkn bende yg indigestable selain dari chewing gum, jd bende2 ni akan bergerak dr semasa ke semasa smpi la ‘tba msnya’. :P

p/s: jgn pulak pasni maen telan je, walaupun bukan perkara besar it still boleh sbbkan penyakit (jarang).

source: dailytelegraph.com.au (21 Dec 09)

Dec
16
Sebagai pengetahuan am ;)
1. Kebanyakkan debu yang berterbangan di dalam rumah datangnya dari sel-sel kulit kita yang mati.
2. Perut akan menghasilkan satu lapisan mucus yang baru setiap 2 minggu untuk melancarkan proses penghadaman.
3. kandungan emas di laut adalah 200 kali ganda lebih banyak berbanding di daratan
4. Jika semua salur darah dalam tubuh manusia dicantumkan ia boleh meliputi jalan raya sepanjang 96,000 Km
5. Jika usus kecil manusia dibelah dan dicantum-cantumkan, ia boleh memenuhi kawasan seluas 9.2 meter persegi.
6. Manusia bernafas kira-kira 23,000 kali dalam tempoh 24 jam.
7. Orang lelaki mudah mendapat buta warna,10 kali ganda berbanding wanita.
8. Setiap langkah ke hadapan, anda terpaksa menggerakkan 54 otot dalam tubuh badan
9. Matahari memiliki tenaga yang cukup utk menerangi bumi bagi tempoh lebih daripada 5 juta tahun lagi.
Dec
15

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Venue:

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Date:

29 – 31 January 2010

Fee:

Rm 25

For more information, go to http://flyhigh.iluvislam.com/. Let your brothers, sisters and friends know and join us.

source: iluvislam.com (annuar affandi)


Nov
24

One day, Jack and James were studying for their exam. After two hours struggling, they went to have a coffee. Then……

Jack: Hey James, can I ask you one question? This will be a bit hard I guess.

James: Yes, sure. I’ll try my best.

Jack: Do you know what ‘idk’ means?

ntah pape soklan dak nih, pukul kang.. senang kot, said James to himself. Then he answered..

James: I don’t know

Dengan muka ketat sambil mengeluh, hmmmm… Jack replied..

Jack: I guess nobody knows what it means. Haih.

James terus blah meninggalkan Jack smbl mulut terkumat-kamit mengeluarkan kata2 di mana hanya die sj yg tau. lol~ :P

Nov
17

1. Adakah anda rasa anda hot?

boleh tahan la hot. tmbh2 tgh nak masuk summer nih. bertambah level hot aku.

2. Upload gambar kegemaran anda

3. Takde soalan, rasanya kena cerita pasal gambar kat atas la kot.

korg tgk gmbr atas ni, mesti korg dah tau maksud tersirat die. wuuuu.

4. Bila kali terakhir makan pizza?

Baru je 2-3 mggu lepas. tu pon sbb kedai pizza tu je yg bukan n buat delivery.

5. Lagu terakhir yg anda dengar?

You and I – Park Bom.

6. Apa yg anda baru buat selain dari menyelesaikan tag ni?

kemas rumah le. nak pindah.

7. Selain nama anda sendiri, anda dipanggil nama apa?

waj, jedi, jidi

8. Tag lagi 6 orang
xreti ah nak tag2. tulih ja la.

Cha

Badshah

Mejah

matpeet

Thirah

Sebie

9. Siapakah orang no 1 pada anda?
member baek nih. satu kelas f4 smpi f5.

10. Kata sesuatu pada org no 5

bila nak nk kasik citer2 jiwang lagi. hehe.

11. No 3 ada hubungan dgn sape?

mardziyah kot nama dia. aku tau drpd dibah. haha.

12. Bagaimana dengan org no 4?

hehe. tny die sendiri. tgh bahagia tuh. moga kekal ke anak cucu.

13. Pesanan kepada org no 6

Sebie, kawen ah cepat. haha.